Being on tumblr for so long gave me this weird and awkward sense of humor that really no one gets.
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
hi im here to ruin everything
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself
"I am no expert on love,
But I have a few suggestions to keeping your love alive.
1- Don’t fall asleep angry. But if you do, wake up in the middle of the night and hold her as close as you can.
2- Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads. If you aren’t laughing, you’re with the wrong person.
3- If you don’t feel comfortable dancing naked with your partner and showing them your four chins when you laugh, you’re doing it wrong.
4- Romance isn’t for everyone, but a post-it note in their lunchbox telling them they’re the best will never go amiss.
5- Don’t cling to them at parties. Dance with friends and spend time with acquaintances, but wink at each other across the room.
6- Keep everything 50/50, or you will fall out of balance.
7- Stop comparing your relationship to others- you are you, don’t try to be someone else.
8- Be kind. Give them space when they need it, but be their home when they come back.
9- Be proud to love them.
10- Support them through whatever they do in life, even if it’s a stupid decision. People need to make their own mistakes, but be there if it falls apart, and never say ‘I told you so’.
And most of all, love with your whole heart, or don’t love at all."
"talk dirty to me"
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano
i dont have feelings i am a fork