yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever
- extremely ticklish
- runs away from feelings
- also problems
- bad communicator
- awkward and shy around people i like
- refuses to make plans ever
- sarcastic asshole
that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.
Ye olde sext:
[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?